New York weather is just so stupid! I was walking around Manhattan with my beautiful new Steve Madden shoes, and then all of the sudden it just HAD to rain. Doesn’t the weather knows that my shoes do not do rain?
Sometimes I wonder why people keep calling God for “him/he”. God is obviously a woman. I mean, how do you explain the unexpected weather all the time? You thought the relationship with your girlfriend was fine and when you ask her if something is wrong (checking the weather on Google) and she answers “no” (sunny and 70 degrees). You THINK everything is fine, but damn you are so wrong. Of course everything is not OK. Then she is starting to cry (rain) and tell you aaaall about how insensitive and uncaring you are. You stupid man that didn’t bring the umbrella.
"Expect the unexpected when it comes to Women and Weather"
- Natalí Chen
Notice the dark spots in my shoes. That is a result of walking in the rain.