Saturday, July 30

"Going back to school" outfit on sale

Red Blouse (SOLD)
Price: 10 USD + shipping
Size: 34 Europe (8UK, 2US)

Black Pumps (SOLD)
Price: 10 USD + shipping
Size: 36 Europe (3UK, 6.5 US)

Valentino bag (SOLD)
Brand: Valentino MARIO (and NOT Valentino Garavani)
Price: 100 USD + shipping

Everything is new, but without tags. Never worn/used them (only worn it for 5 minutes to take the photos).

If you are interested, please e-mail me (

Tuesday, July 12

Lets go crazy tonight

I went out with my cousin (an innocent girl) yesterday. I guess I am like an evil devil that makes good girl bad. At first, she thought we were just going out to eat, but what she didnt know was, I took her out to eat so she can handle alcohol better! 

The cutest dog ever! 

Seduction (a nightclub)

Then we sneaked us in a hotel, went to the roof and found a swimming pool. I was going to attend a pool party, but they closed it before I got there because of the rain. I got so disappointed! I was ready with bikini and everything! So I just had to find a pool. After sneaking in a pool, we found a lovely car and we just had to steal it. Haha, ok, so we didnt steal it, but we did ask the owner of the car and his friend to take us around. After they dropped us at nowhere, we saw two cute guys on a moped and we asked them to get us back in Bangla road. Hahah, 4 people on a moped. I am still surprised that we didnt end up in jail or dead. The guys were so cute. They gave us a rose each after the long night. 

Sunday, July 10

The swimming pool

Just a quick post of my outfit today. Again, I am sorry for the bad pictures, but no one here can take good photos for me. I wish I had my photographer here (my sister). We got so many inspiring locations here in Thailand. 

Shirt: H&M
Shorts: H&M

My first date in Thailand

I went out with Tai (a Thai bartender I met my first day out) and he was supposed to pick me up at 7pm. I looked at the time, it was only 5pm. "Plenty of time, lets play Tetris meanwhile" I said to myself. About 5 minutes later, my phone was ringing. Damn, I lost a star in Tetris Battle on Facebook. Who shitty is calling me NOW? When miss Tetris Guru is playing? It was Tai, I picked the phone
- Im outside your hotel
- What? Why? I thought you said 7pm!
- No, I am working at 7pm.
Great, the date starts with a misunderstanding already. He better be cute in daytime outside the nightclub. You know, everybody looks better when you use alcohol-glasses in the dark. I rushed and applied some make-up and lots of perfume. I didnt have the time to shower, soooo....

I ran out as fast I could (to not be caught by my brother in law). He stood there next to his red motorbike with his helmet under the arm. Totally hot. What can be more romantic than a couple riding a motorbike? The date went well, we watched Thai boxing together (very unusual and BORING, but I am in Thailand after all and I guess I should watch it at least once).  He also worked at the boxing stadium besides at Tiger (the nightclub I met him). Obviously, we got everything for free. Free entrance, free drinks, free snacks. Hehe, I guess I am a professional when it comes to get free stuff. We didnt talk much, since his English SUCKS! But hey, he is cute! Who needs to talk when you have something nice to look at. Tall, tanned with the cutest smile ever. . . Reminds me of my xbf (oh no, bad sign).

At 7 o´clock, he had to go back to work and I left the stadium without the hottest Thai guy I have ever met. I walked to Bangla Road (Phuket´s partying road, where you can find all the clubs). On the way to Bangla, I guy stopped me. "Are you going alone girl?" he asked. Is this guy blind? There is no one else here and I answered "Does it looks like I am walking with anybody?"
- Hehe, I think its dangerous for a girl to walk alone here
- No, you kidding (sarcasm)
- Are you going to Bangla? I can walk you there
- I am fine!!
He didnt listen to me and walked behind me without saying anything. I freaked out and tried to walk as fast I could. He kept following. Oh my Lord, he is going to rape me. Eeeww, in Thailand. Suddenly, when I looked up, I was already at Bangla road. I turned around and saw the guy smile to me and walked away. He didnt do anything, he just walked with me to make sure I was ok. I ran to him and gave him my phone number. I dont know why, but I felt he was cute.

Bangla road in Phuket (not my photo, I just googled it)

Back to Bangla road, more shots, more tequila and more fun. For FREE. Free entrance to all the clubs and free drinks of course.
Note: If you are going to Phuket and dont want to pay entrance fee like me then;
1. Go a little early, they wont ask for entrance fee then.
2. You can also just walk normally, no eye contact with the securities or any that works there. Just walk pass by them and into the club.
3. OR, you can look for people that hand out coupons/free entrance ticket.

After countless tequila shots, I was wasted. Damn, not again! Something something happened. And then something something happened. I just remember that I puked twice. Eeeeeeww! Disgusting.

Friday, July 8

Girls´night out

"Uuurgh I never going to drink again" was the first sentence I said today. Something we all say a thousands times, but we never quit. I woke up next to a guy on a sofa at a random hotel (nooo, nothing happened). How the hell did I end up there? Ok, so it all started with some tequila, salt and lemon.....

I got shots after shots for free because I kept nagging to the bartender about the price (so Asian). 
"Ok, then I buy you a few shots ok?" said the bartender. 
Hahaha, wow, my sad puppy face is really good I guess? Or maybe it was just because I was too annoying! Anyway, it started from getting free shots from the bartender, then some guys. I got really hyper and danced waaaaay too much. I think I ruin it for the Thai girls? LOL
Then I got along with an Australian guy and we went to watch some gogo shows (haha, it was a little creepy, an old lady kept putting things in her tits, even a BIRD, a living BIRD). 

More drinks, more shots, and I started to feel dizzy, so he walked me to his hotel (I live quite far away). His room was great, it was huge, clean, pretty with a beautiful view. We talked for a while, then two of his mates came home with 2girls and 1gay boy. The gay boy came to fuck my new Australian friend. Hahah! It freaked him out and he ran away out of the room somewhere, I dunno. While he was gone, his mates threw me out of the room. WTF? 
"No sex, no room for you here" they said. Double WTF? Who does that? Throwing a girl out in the middle of the night? 
(I have pictures of those assholes, but I do not think its a good idea to show the world who they are. Not that I respect them or anything, I am just scared to be sued, hahah) 
My so called new friend came back and saw me sitting outside the room crying. Of course he got weak, everybody gets weak when they see a "helpless" girl crying (my master weapon). He fought a little with his mates and they got really pissed off. Wow, I am coming between their friendship already, bad bad sign. At the end, we slept together on the sofa (AGAIN, nothing happened, we only snuggled a little).

I know it was stupid of me to not go home, even though it far away, but somehow, I just like trouble. Trouble is good, it gives me a story to tell. So for more trouble, I accepted a date with a Thai boy I met yesterday. He is going to pick me up at 7 o´clock. His English is not exactly impressive, but who cares. He is cute. Wish me good luck! 

Wednesday, July 6

A fish on dry land

So this is me, laying on my bed like a dead fish while trying to write a few words on my blog. It is 4am in Thailand and I am still awake. Not because I am not used to the time here, but because my ugly bloody body hurts so F** much (sorry for the language, but I am going insane because of the pain). I have been walking all day around the Patong area. I have never felt as much pain since the trip to Rome (again, walked/shopped waaay too much). I started to feel the pain already earlier today and thought some massage would help. Why the hell did I have to choose "Thai massage"? I am never ever going to do that again! He broke every single bone in my body. The best part is that I suspect he kind of likes the view of my boobs and touching my bum, oooh, damn I got scammed.

Tuesday, July 5

"Doing Nothing" outfit

(sorry for the poor picture, but I am working with a 7 years old girl. I actually think she is pretty good for her age, don´t you think?)

T-shirt: H&M
Shorts and belt : Mango 
Watch: Calvin Klein

Monday, July 4

Thailand, Phuket

12 hours on the plane, just to get to Phuket, it was so worth it, NOT. So many people, so many tourists and a lot of people selling useless stuff. This is the reason why I always avoid typical tourist places. I am not exactly in love with the place we are staying either. I can´t say it is ugly, but its nothing like a luxury hotel. I am so lucky to have "the view".... to the swimming pool. GREAT! -.-´ (sarcasm).

You might think "thats not so bad" by looking at this picture, but seriously. The view to the swimming pool is kind of the high light of today. Anyway, I wish I never joined my sister and "her" family to Thailand. Honestly, I rather stay home with my friends. Lets see if there is any guys here in Phuket that can change my mind. 

Sunday, July 3

Ready for a LONG vacation?

As I have told you, I am going to Thailand today. I will stay there for 3 weeks... Normally, I would be very excited, but I this time. Uurgh, I have forgotten to get some papers for my visa to the States and the deadline is 10th July, or was it 8th? ANYWAY, the point is, how the hell can I fix everything when I am in Thailand. Bleeeeeehhh, I knew I have forgotten something. 

Instead of staying home to get my visa documents translated to English, I have been shopping for this trip. 

Some books to read, in case I get bored. REALLY bored. 

Bodyshop products