A fish on dry land

So this is me, laying on my bed like a dead fish while trying to write a few words on my blog. It is 4am in Thailand and I am still awake. Not because I am not used to the time here, but because my ugly bloody body hurts so F** much (sorry for the language, but I am going insane because of the pain). I have been walking all day around the Patong area. I have never felt as much pain since the trip to Rome (again, walked/shopped waaay too much). I started to feel the pain already earlier today and thought some massage would help. Why the hell did I have to choose "Thai massage"? I am never ever going to do that again! He broke every single bone in my body. The best part is that I suspect he kind of likes the view of my boobs and touching my bum, oooh, damn I got scammed.